Probably Fine. — Smiling Toaster Tee

This toaster is definitely not on fire. It's just a little overcooked, like the rest of us.

For the optimistic, the slightly charred, and anyone who enjoys living on the edge of toast.

• Soft, true-to-size Bella+Canvas 3001
• Screen-print-style graphic on black
• Deadpan humor, machine washable